Imagine Person A of your OTP tying a noose around Person B’s neck and swinging them around in the air. The centrifugal force causes their neck to snap, and as they are being swung around at a high velocity, they void their bowels. The stool travels an amazing 55 feet.

GO TEAM OTP!
From the imagineyourOTP parody blog, lmagineyourOTP. I laughed my ass off.